剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 郭蔓蔓 4小时前 :

    卧底警察与献身大佬小奶狗相识后的情不自禁。

  • 祁逸凡 5小时前 :

    呃。过度文艺了卧槽。《羊崽》女主选片子的眼光咋都这么………奇特

  • 章奇文 3小时前 :

    耐心熬过开始十来分钟就好了,会进入少女女巫的内心长诗。从一片空白开始观察学习什么是人,什么是女人什么是男人,什么是人与人,你将不再孤单最初是母亲许诺给老妇玛利亚的,最终还是化作了对女儿的祝福,因能消解孤单的并非掌控附属,而是主动生发的对他者的关怀。

  • 阿泽宇 2小时前 :

    还原80年代的波兰的街景,光影如梦似幻,性少数群体在压迫下醉生梦死,一个逐渐陷入爱河的警官,故事非常简单,但拍得太好了

  • 淡歆美 3小时前 :

    体验过男人和女人的区别还醒不过来?变女巫还要男人和爱情,真的没救了😅

  • 能书意 9小时前 :

    独白独白独白,絮叨絮叨絮叨,气泡音给我折磨得啊想砸电脑

  • 磨宏深 0小时前 :

    被评分而骗看的片子,与其拍文艺恐怖片还不如文艺情色片,实在毫无看头而且昏昏入睡,恐怖片导演或者编剧真的没功力就别往文艺上靠,挑战观众忍耐底线...

  • 钭嘉致 9小时前 :

    能拍到这样也算不错了,毕竟是80年代的视角。前半段80分,后面30分钟60分!

  • 石初夏 8小时前 :

    你化身妇女、男人、狗、孩子去看世界,你发现:啊,原来世界是这样子的啊。最后的最后,你终于认清了自己,并杀死了阻挡你获得人性的“恶魔”,你也终于学会了哭泣与愤怒,同时也获得了快乐与幸福的感知力。

  • 锦昕 1小时前 :

    humanity in the pov of witches 最喜欢她感受生活的部分探索玩乐体验 活久了感觉每一天都一成不变 these scenes remind me what a joy it is to be alive and things i can do different ways to be 另noomi能打

  • 郁运 4小时前 :

    是因为我脸盲吗……T^T

  • 郯曼安 4小时前 :

    全片色彩也很棒,但不知道为什么,但凡跟俄罗斯(附近)地区挂钩的电影,画面都会充斥着冷色调,大概跟寒冷的气候有关吧。那段历史也会让人不寒而栗。

  • 铭伟 2小时前 :

    今年看过最棒的电影,这是上世纪八十年代发生的事情,不过对于我郭来说,车轮回滚的同样事情估计也不会远

  • 雪家 9小时前 :

    典型的欧洲风格电影。阴郁的气质,昏暗的色调,仿佛一切都笼罩着一层迷雾。故事偏文艺,也偏向个人表达,三场标准的欧式风格性爱场面表现的隐忍又稍显克制。全程在一种灰暗平缓的状态下往前走,没有想象中的“劲儿”,也可以说是力量,反倒是让人深切的体会到当年欧洲人的整体生活状态,老旧的小汽车,阴暗的公寓楼,即使白天也笼罩在雾霾之下。桀骜不驯的罗伯特,最终欺骗了所有人,但是却没有欺骗自己。毅然决然的打倒了大鼻子怪物,拯救了了掰弯自己的艾瑞克。

  • 芙俊 9小时前 :

    女性的生命是一条河流,不断流淌,却始终停留在原地。然而男性导演镜头下的女性觉醒依然无法脱离男性思维的桎梏,陈升来拍大概也不会更差吧。。

  • 白逸美 1小时前 :

    居然不是A24出品。确实马利克范儿,似梦境轮回,迷幻的诗意,通过外来者的介入体验,讲述领悟生命真谛后心甘情愿地牺牲——本质是一部关于成长与爱的电影,配乐非常优美,灵动。

  • 珍美 9小时前 :

    看完做了这么多种人以后,原来还是男人的高潮容易体验 的样子。

  • 辰翱 8小时前 :

    这种阴郁的色调真是太好看了,从一开始就把人逼进了一个倍感压抑的环境里。多数对少数的戕害,强权对弱者的碾压,都让人倍感无力。但是可能想表达的太多,反而失去了更深的刻画,事件的推进也很随意,感情的表达也是浅尝辄止。男主为了查案,搞砸了一切,最后竟然鲁莽地挑衅,将努力保护他的父亲推到了枪口之下,而自己也成了杀人犯,这不是他最好的命。

  • 阳含灵 7小时前 :

    有趣的设定,无聊的过程,这到底是算治愈还是致郁啊?

  • 祥静 3小时前 :

    感觉谁遇到八字胡谁倒霉,小卷毛的狗狗眼太乖了。🥺

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