Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
梗很密集，以至于有些剧情被剪的不是很连贯。男主角有那么一点ben stiller的意思，期待发展。
笑到头掉，法国人黑起人来毫无底线节操
很好笑，恶搞超英，笑点很密集，而且配乐是真的舍得钱啊，都是知名音乐
为0分，那么50分是什么样的？60分、70分、80分是什么样？
情感充沛的励志体育电影电影，作为一名球迷十分买账，难能可贵的是由一群专业球员拍出来的，另外华子的演技是真不错。
超级英雄这个事情和算卦或者说量子力学是一样的，就是个信不信的问题，信则灵，米国当然是信的，法兰西人家是压根就不信的，归根结底，就是搞一出法国拿手的喜剧。法德意苦米帝久矣，说白了就是看不惯这个乍富的小年轻。
开头有点意思，后面就太顺理成章了……两位主角的家庭也没有什么冲突，就都很好，球队高层没什么脑子，倒也符合影片想讽刺的对象……反正就越看越平淡……
Hustle.2022.1080p.WEB.H264-CUPCAKES
纯喜剧，它从头到尾都在坚持喜剧，在每次觉得它该认真时依然在玩笑。在高潮后仍有出乎意料的情节，再次加强剧情合理性。严格讲8分，但在这甚至找不到电影看的年代五星强推。
就还行，运动类电影只要按照常规套路拍，绝不可能难看的
挺爆米花的，全程无尿点梗太多看得很放松233，最后的吸尘器广告植入再加一星😂
作为Netflix里面的电影还不错，挺多地方拍的好的。但是在女儿来了后到底有什么影响，还有最后那场训练营的转折的都太太生硬了
可能因为语言问题，总觉得磕磕绊绊，还有较大上升空间
说它是恶搞片的都是没太看懂。它和一般恶搞片不同的地方在于，它完美复刻了超级英雄让人崇拜的时刻，无论是动作、剪辑、剧情，单拿出来都可以当做超级英雄片花来欣赏，完全看不出恶搞的元素。当然作为喜剧片，它的恶搞之处，或者说点睛之笔在于把超级英雄的人设放进了日常生活中。这样发生的冲突就造成了喜剧的张力。比如失忆的男主以为自己是超级英雄的桥段，男主是一本正经的以为，但开启上帝视角的观众却笑得乐不可支。P.S.临近结尾时，cos雷神、美队、钢铁侠和女巨人时，让人喷饭，真是神来之笔！
没啥意外，但科比的鞋和片尾出来的时候还是很掉了一地鸡皮疙瘩。
拉肖还是挺有喜剧天赋，这部梗也是很多，熟悉的颜色梗，以及各种超英梗，娱乐看看，挺有意思。
看似粗糙实则用心的影片很讨喜，拍戏与现实的巧妙融合，一切都是如此的自然恰当，喜剧效果出色，失忆后戏中身份与真实搞混，恶搞复仇者联盟，最后还有点睛之笔，途中遇到的女友也是失忆前就有的
恶搞一切！恶搞一切！
但套路用在篮球上我就依然热爱，
蝙蝠侠看了会流泪，蜘蛛侠看了会后悔
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