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9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2008

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 香曼 9小时前 :

    Most of the time, we're just winging it

  • 驹咏德 8小时前 :

    最后一次在教堂里,马利克父亲还歌颂爱情,歌颂爱情的宽容。shit!

  • 种忆丹 0小时前 :

    三星+一星鼓励分。美丽的自然风景如同在暗示,天国已经降临,天国已经降临。宗教对人性的扭曲与压迫在Marike说出“结婚是我提出的”才展露出来,可怕的并不止是叔叔的告密、父亲对女儿感情的无视,但最令人震惊和痛挽的是女孩自觉自愿地走入枷锁,只为了表现得“正常”。配乐塞得很满,虽然引导了人物情绪且没有过于突兀,但还是有些太满了。

  • 珊俊 0小时前 :

    其实相对于违命,并没有很压抑,宗教的介入很浅,所以显得不是很痛苦,甚至很甜。年少时的分开是为了更好的相遇,只要有爱!

  • 穰巧香 1小时前 :

    teenager Rose Leslie演技不太行哈。比我想象的好,有几场戏设计的也聪明。大概是所有sad lesbian movie的通病吧,拍得太端着了,苦大仇深看着心里堵得慌。。。

  • 麴烨烨 5小时前 :

    真不想结束啊😭😭😭2022上半年最喜欢的日剧

  • 茅妙之 4小时前 :

    日本人是怎么做到简简单单一件事都能这么开心的。好嫉妒啊。

  • 董鹏涛 8小时前 :

    在群体中,人最容易骗自己。在自我幻觉中,人最容易骗别人。

  • 纵舒怀 6小时前 :

    想吃饭,想和互相喜欢的人一起吃饭,想给喜欢的人做他喜欢吃的饭,想让我喜欢的人给我做饭,马德……想和喜欢的人一起走进柴米油盐……

  • 瑶桐 2小时前 :

    let's take the long way

  • 班音韵 8小时前 :

    咋现在看觉得俩人磨磨唧唧好难受!矛盾好突兀,好歹解决了,还是感谢续集哈哈

  • 祁毅伟 9小时前 :

    特么的两个大叔的纯情爱恋还挺好看,比他们好看和好吃的是片中的美食,即便是简单的食材,也能做的精致可观,片尾在樱花树下喝酒野餐,好好浪漫啊 ~

  • 魏宏硕 5小时前 :

    竟然还出了电影版🎬??👴青回啊 原画yyds! 温馨的美好啊……

  • 源好慕 1小时前 :

    可能我永远都无法理解信仰如此之深的人,并且一代一代的传下去,

  • 望忆安 6小时前 :

    我就是这么晚才找到资源!无脑五星!太好看了好甜好惹泪

  • 玉梓 5小时前 :

    快点跟她说不爱了,快点,惩罚她

  • 晏春英 9小时前 :

    前面一股子姬恋直,直撩姬的味道,然后有点莫名其妙腾一下就干柴烈火了起来。anyway这个禁欲的拍摄风格还是很爱🥰

  • 洲心 0小时前 :

    很喜欢他们的相处模式,不是有求必应宠着对方,而是事事有回应,注重对方情绪。但是那个流浪汉辩护案有点没头没尾的,发廊小哥那段也。

  • 莘千易 3小时前 :

    史郎的性格简直可爱得不像话了,年过四十,还能真诚天然,身材一级棒,做饭技能点满,接吻闪避NO.1。中年男人的爱意不常挂在嘴边,但是会从眼睛里溢出来,西岛叔长了一双会说话的眼睛啊。

  • 权依童 2小时前 :

    “耶和华谢谢你把杰米带到我身边,在这个她最需要我,我也需要她的时候。”姬佬真的会被玛丽卡这种直球女冲死🆘还有杰米对玛丽卡的态度像极了去他*的世界里永远无法对艾丽莎say no的詹姆斯。。我直接大喊救命!

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