Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
如鲠在喉 如坐针毡 营销做挺好 这年头大家的观影门槛都不高可以理解
真的觉得沈腾被综艺跟热搜过度消耗了，虽然从他喜剧天赋的独角戏表演中还是能找到一丝愉悦。还好这部加上了“工业”——特效，英雄，满配乐，至少确实比之前的现代小品式的更像电影。英雄爱情袋鼠设计俗套，靠闯入房间，被打来营造笑点看的甚至有些不适，但是确实是合格的商业片，上海影院也难得的很多场次快满座了。黄子韬跟吴京那段比较好笑。希望“所有的科学数据都证明，但是我不相信科学”是阴阳怪气。#七宝cgv
喜剧创意没那么好玩（说到底是各种大杂烩），于是越来越走向各种煽情。观众席、地球指挥室给人的感觉还是太小品那味了，都不用人演，定时出几个表情包都行，于是沈腾部分明明有一万个更好的走向，都被带着走向了庸俗小品。
这年头都流行玩尬的么？？宣传的喜剧，喜剧元素就是谐音梗玩尬的？然后疯狂上升高度 然后上升到男主直接死了？根本想不到 奔着沈马来的 开心麻花一堆人，最搞笑 全片唯一让我笑出声的居然是黄子韬，太顶了。这年头为什么想看一个从头笑到尾，让人能笑出声的喜剧电影这么难呢 ？我还是接着看屎尿屁吧，虽然低俗 起码不玩尬的。
很开心麻花，我真的不会再看开心麻花了，太没品太俗烂了
符合预期。想到王晶在圆桌派说沈腾开始不想演喜剧了，他想演爸爸，他想死。
重点是特效和动画还是挺令人欣喜，形式达标了，接下来就是把大刘韩松陈楸帆夏笳一众科幻好手的作品改成好本子了。
沈叔叔求死大作战好好笑，金刚鼠真的好“猛”宠，打拳宗师级设置吧，看得出来，被刚子暴揍的沈腾的确有点“腾”
这算是开心麻花稳定发挥吧，里面有的东西跟预想的一样，有搞笑的，有故意煽情的，有加爱情，反正就是很商业。在国内最顶级的特效团队的加持下，我觉得还是可以的
开心麻花导演编剧真的拉胯，喜剧也煽情，还升华了将近四十分钟。美团绝对投资了而且力度不小。刚子配上黄色宇航服，真有你的，分分钟出戏。
3/10，前面沈腾主演的开心麻花电影的直男味道起码是收了收，他爹的这里面的独孤月是直接懒得装了，能想到的所有油腻猥琐中年男的意淫方式全在这人身上，要多恶心有多恶心。中间cue了一手流浪地球我还以为这片能有多高级，结果最后的煽情是比流浪地球还要拖沓和无语，刘培强起码说炸就炸，这部的结尾镜头绕着沈腾转三百六十度大回环，再切回地球众人的各个视角蒙太奇一番，煽情成这样还不够，还要上沈腾唱歌，唱的时候还要继续重复大回环+地球众人蒙太奇，再加上李焕英式的毫无预兆的过去时光重现，拖到上厕所的观众们都回来的时候终于爆炸了。炸完之后还要受到比观众手机手电筒还要亮的瞎眼白屏攻击，而且不是一次，是三次！！！总之不是给人看的，试试给袋鼠看吧。
含腾量max～在被骗了好几年的电影票钱后 总算有一部含腾量满分的电影回报给我们了。 首先 我知道它的定位先是喜剧 然后再是科幻 所以我对科幻部分的内容期待不高 所以成片出来后的质量我认为是不差的 有内容有笑点 也有格局和泪点 以及配乐的恰到好处为这部电影增色不少 那一场宇宙赴死的戏 甚至让我有一种浪漫至死不渝的错觉。 而且沈腾确实如他自己所说 在这部电影里贡献了“影帝级别”的表演 依然有趣诙谐却又不失层次拉满 。总之 诚不欺我的含腾量+沈马cp再现荧幕 光冲这两点 这个彩虹屁我是怎么都要吹一下的。最后 已被刚子圈粉 不愧是赢过次顶流的顶流！！
沈马cp太好磕了！
6，挺遗憾的，这样的故事和特效，假如不是麻花的团队换一个更严肃更有水准的团队，或许电影的上限可以更高，我佩服麻花发现故事的眼光，也可惜他们烂俗的造梗能力和过于迎合大众审美的媚俗态度，虽然他们已经很努力在视听和制作上努力补足短板了，但终究还是主创审美决定一切了。
按经典供应链理论来说，独行月球是按照MTO/MTF生产的，算是国产第一部遵循客户至上理念的商业片，不知道是不是个里程碑，商业片的产品定位似乎要落地了…
如坐针毡，如芒刺背，如鲠在喉啊，如果不和我说这是喜剧电影，也不会报这么大期待，看了一半了，愣是一点没笑出来，这好评都哪里买的啊…
特效和美术比流浪地球进步了亿点点，请资本多拍科幻片。
2022.7.29 好笑！刚好前几天刷到说pi算到三十八万位 如果无穷无尽说明我们不是虚拟的人
麻花弄挺大，尽管有些框子跳不出去，方向是对的
我觉得还是像小品，好多段子的结合，很多谐音梗，就蛮尬的。刚子让我个人很不适。科幻只是极致环境的设定，但我觉得世界观还是有问题，可能我笑点也有问题，我并不觉得好笑。还有一点就是，好多点硬cue，还像缝合怪。音乐也突兀。
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