Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
玛德 曾经蹲在家里看电视的时光再也回不去了
时光啊
这不比博燃，很多内容都在致敬NBA和灌篮高手，格林公式真是万能啊。
虎翼得艾弗森真传crossover；喜羊羊得科比真传后仰跳投美如画🤔
PS：懒羊羊真可爱哈哈哈哈🥰🥰
5.0/10。全方位的落后于时代，对篮球的理解也仅仅停留在玩梗和经典场面复刻。技战术和人物模板的设计甚至还不如《黑子的篮球》。
喜羊羊系列大火是在前些年，那时基本上家喻户晓，后来渐渐衰落，成就了光头强的一家独秀。看到喜羊羊的大荧幕电影，各种回忆参杂其中，有对动画的，也有对过往与之相关的生活，皆如烟云消散，痕迹清浅。
另二：
不喜欢蹭外卖员（快递等等）热点，其他还行。
可能很多人对画风的改版有些不适应，但针对篮球题材的作品，这样的画风恰到好处。
人物模型变了，羊村、青青草原也没了，狼也不再抓羊了，已经不是熟悉的那个《喜羊羊与灰太狼》了……不过笑点还是有的，故事也还可以，不过决赛设定的有点太刻意了
从2005开播的《喜羊羊》，已经时隔17年，已经长到一个婴儿长成人。灰太狼:“喜羊羊，我们认识多久了啊”“5000多集吧”。此次剧场版是和大家熟知的tv版完全不同的故事，本质是一部运动竞赛片，全员变身肌肉男，和《雄狮少年》一样，最后一场比赛有点小高潮，但前面的完成度不如《雄狮》，叙事节奏有点散，但还是有意塞了很多笑点，组cp,“男妈妈”，美羊羊和暖羊羊作为影片中的女性角色，也展现了女子力爆棚的时刻。虽然这么多年，它的作画技术依然没有进步，但是偶尔还是会被灰太狼帅到。（类似毛利小五郎那种帅）。＃2022院线电影05，评分:6.0/10。
在你加入我们之前，我们就没输过…万能的格林公式
喜羊羊我们认识多少集了
有比较真实的篮球内容，有把篮球技巧和运动员优势具象化的炫目特效，要鸡汤有鸡汤，要热血有热血，泪目对我来说还欠点火候，也猜得到大致台词、剧情走向，但心思已不复当年，我们长大远去，那句“我一定会回来的”已经回不来了；儿时哼唱“别看我只是一只羊”的我们，“是否变成无聊的大人”，大概是的……
3.绝大部分的融梗都不算尴尬，属于锦上添花。
直接让我做了我爸强迫我开车上路的噩梦
作为低龄向国民番剧场版动画常年出没贺岁档，此次大电影的剧情紧跟去年播出的《喜羊羊与灰太狼之筐出胜利》TV版，虽没看过，但剧情基本独立，影响不大。观毕有些惊喜，画面方面有所进步，分镜动感十足，拍出了比赛的紧张刺激感。人物塑造也丰富立体，教练金句迭出，场上运筹帷幄，场外指点迷津。对手父子的刻画很接地气，社畜间的惺惺相惜让人动容，几个配角也都有各自的戏份。全片有不少致敬灌篮“羔”手的元素，例如传世金句“教练，我想打篮球”，但并未停留在一味的模仿。影片以赛引人，以情感人，以梦燃人，老少皆宜，各取所需，是贺岁档亲子家庭的可选项之一。3.5星
已知是催泪题材，所以看时不自觉提高了标准，一边看一边心里发弹幕：「有钱真好啊」「感觉年轻人得阿尔兹海默症比老年人还痛苦」。不过庭审戏有让人眼睛一酸，女主在法庭上憋不住尿，几位女人带她去洗手间帮她换下装，女主不停挣扎，哭着喊着要爸爸（患病之后，一直是父亲在照顾她）。
三星评价，过于平淡拉时长的片段我是想差评的，不过介于决赛的超燃剧情，综合一下，三星吧
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