这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
An absurdist classic
This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
流星这个歪嘴龙王演得不孬，还是阿白比较出戏，多哥这么多年了还在演这种角色真的……
流星演的貘先生非常帅气，但看上去不够邪魅。漫画中的废弃大楼变成了森林，密室逃生的紧张感完全丢失了，打戏跟玩一样。老白这老板娘也太嫩了，还是少了点气场，和貘先生的暧昧戏份十分尴尬。
没头没尾的。每一个故事太短了！！转折有些生硬
最后一个故事是不是想说，如果男主不放弃两个同伴，就凑不成五芒星阵了？
嗯......就是一堆小鬼故事，中间都无聊到扣手了，好多故事都没什么道理。
在想笑和窩火的情緒中反覆橫跳，當下飯影片看就挺好的，專門找時間看會感覺不太值得。
等了两年多，就这么浮皮潦草？暗黑风格很受用，男孩演技出类拔萃，但这个剧本实在拉胯，恐怖片该有的无脑环节它都有，小成本受限，耸动场景都拍的太小儿科了，只能用尸块血浆替代视觉冲击，氛围平平，家庭变故千篇一律，警探都是酒囊饭袋，纷纷前来送人头，最后全靠手无缚鸡的女主角轻松杀的怪物片甲不留，还一箭双雕？？胡诌到鬼都不信！★☆
故事不太行，形式类似怪奇宅，但远不如怪奇宅
《嗜睡者》。配角们也很要命，把横滨流星的演技衬托得仿佛都没那么糟糕了。
老梗party，就算拿给初中那个还是哈寒妹的我看，都忍不住要骂一句：西八塞口帕sei寒国人是不是又鳎目地偷我猛鬼故事了🤬（齿虫勉强给1星
我觉得女主角并不圣母，她只是不希望小时候的创伤在自己的学生身上重蹈覆辙。女主最后独身在漆黑的矿洞打怪，并挖出鹿心，你就知道她内心的创伤有多么痛，去拯救的决心有多强烈。
比第一部血腥 缺点就是过于短小 有些故事没讲透 意犹未尽
热评那个说只会欺负三浦那种残疾人的，笑死我了
1 假人/面具 无神的眼睛
俄勒冈州冰封小镇温迪戈物语。从设定（受霸凌男孩家中的恐怖秘密、有心理创伤的老师试图帮助他、不知所措的警察与冷漠的居民）到恐怖感（甚至没有jump scare，全靠黑暗+怪兽袭击+喷血）都比较平庸。但很奇怪的是，部分静景和空镜头反而拍出了北境空旷、虚无、寒冷、带着一丝远古秘密的魅力，这一点莫名想到诺兰的《失眠症》。
故事太多了，又短又莫名其妙，尤其是后面的故事们突然结束了，有的故事讲得都不知所云，太难看了。这真的不是粉丝电影吗？几乎都是爱豆出演，那么多爱豆出演，真是有的演的真的不错，有的演技拉胯到不行，说的就是最后两篇。电影想效仿恐怖故事吧，又没恐怖故事的剧情精彩，就只剩下和一惊一乍的镜头来支撑了。
横浜流星浮夸帅是够了，估计片长有限，剧情很赶，没有展现斑目貘计划全部的谋略，下一部放低期待，或许会好点。
所有带小孩的恐怖片，这帮逼孩子无一例外都特别擅长画阴森恐怖的鬼图，羡慕这种绘画天赋。故事讲述一种温迪戈的长角寄生类怪物，会感染他人，嗜血具有攻击性，寄宿成熟后破体而出，宿主死亡。攻击力爆炸，但分分钟被女老师捅死，呸，战五渣。
不知道是不是因为没看过动画。。。是真不太行。。。本乡dd在里面就打了个酱油。。。
十个小故事都不行，人体模型那个的很有视觉冲击力，但也仅仅是造型层面上的。
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