UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.
Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.
Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.
The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.
The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.
After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.
在絕望中塗出希望 齊心協力 就能守護這天地
吃老本也不用心点，看样子是没东西了，还每年一部，你行吗？
还行吧。这部没啥特别戳我的。唯独看到肥嘟嘟左卫门比较让我开心
暂时没看过前几部，还是很喜欢这一部的漫画idea的，最后小新的神奇蜡笔用完了，在用推车画🐷勇士的时候嘴里念叨的那份执念，执念里带着小新版BGM是感动我的
本片的尴尬，也可能是蜡笔小新整个动画ip发展至今的尴尬，在于故事对成人而言愈发低幼化，让儿童来看，那些成人向的屎尿屁桥段又不合适。虽然也注入了想象力和温情，但团结一致拯救世界的故事走向太模式化，当涂鸦王国设定的新鲜感过去后，就对着吵吵嚷嚷的画面犯困了。
我就是喜欢看小新，新酱每一年都在这个令人失望的是世界给我一丝光。
会把奇怪的事情变得感动的魔力。2022年仍然是蜡笔小新的死忠粉
它们会为了蜡笔小新而选择被水融化，选择完成涂鸦而牺牲自己，涂鸦其实也是我们生活中的朋友，不可缺少的一部分。
各要素杂烩:外星入侵，天选欧皇，白神呆神，新风撒糖，脚臭攻击，臭屁降落，新角色助攻，左卫门叛变，防卫队会合……丝丝不乱。
穿了两天的内裤莫名很像正南。
音乐和画面都属上乘。但今天就是想给分严格一点。
特别是令人讨厌的角色（左卫门）在生死选择之间选择奉献，非常地打动人。
娜娜子是每个幼年少年时代都有的女神般角色 只是单纯的喜欢 别无他想 新之助每年都带我们回味一次 而现实是娜娜子可能变成同学麦娜丝
本来做好会很糟糕的准备看的，但今年这部真是超出预期的好看。
小时候很排斥蜡笔小新，长大了越看越喜欢，小新到底是无知者无畏还是大智若愚呢
近几年最喜欢的一部剧场版，希望在我五六十岁的时候，也依然能看到小新不理不理的那一天，也希望那时的自己仍保持着孩童时对动漫的喜爱。
这个对大人和孩子的态度，堪称是大人帝国反击战的镜像版……大人逃避和逃走的方式从来没变，丢失-寻找-逃避-面对的过程，也算是作为创作者的一群大人对于童真的浪漫主义，但我不想他一次次经受考验，因为看到小新总要做最坚强的那个，总要在想哭的时候扭过头错开视线带笑带闹，我真的会哭。
还是感动得流泪啊，小新，你要永远开心下去啊
特别是令人讨厌的角色（左卫门）在生死选择之间选择奉献，非常地打动人。
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